Hong Kong in Hetalia Fantasia…
Hong Kong: Hey, Mr. England~ Like, long time no see~
England: Yo, China! And…Hong Kong. It’s been a while.
Hong Kong: I’m just here to help teacher - I’ll be logging off soon.
China: Not yet! Don’t go until after we sell out of this special egg tart!
England: Is that true?
China: Everything and anything can be solved with Heta (money)! I’m a genius for being able to earn this much so early in the game - you can all praise me now~
Hong Kong: I guess, but like…won’t it be easier to just, y’know, not play the game in the first place or something?
Russia: Using that theory, life is the hardest game to win~
Hong Kong: Ah~ Can I use that line sometime?